wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via littlemonstersteph)

nightskylar:

It looks like shes saying “i prefer vaginas more then ass”

(Source: goldenstories, via hotbitchgaga)

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: panicsatdiscos, via gagastly)

violinvirtuoso:

I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.

(via ldygg)

(Source: grandmafupa, via a-r-tp-op)

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: STAY AWAY FROM ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE SICK TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO STALK ME. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil, via burqah)

tealwig:

Oh my god

(Source: killbillsiren, via a-r-tp-op)