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artslay:

You:

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Me:

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I lay out like an arrow with a head heavy as lead, and a heart starving mad, and a body overfed.

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Straight White Boy Problem #490

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*walks into thrift store* hey do u have any Hawaiian shirts I can’t find any here. Friday is hawaiian shirt day and i really need a hawaiian shirt or all of my friends are going to make fun of me. I’ve looked through all of your clothes and i

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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nightskylar:

It looks like shes saying “i prefer vaginas more then ass”

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badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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